A memestock is a meme token that trades against a real tokenized stock. $AI was the first one on Arc — launched 2 September on long.supply, in one pool against $NVDA, a 1:1 custodied NVIDIA share. Arc isn't open to the public yet. Here's the side door.
Read straight off Arc mainnet — every swap in the pool since launch, priced through long.supply's $NVDA oracle. Refreshed from the chain; the stamp says how fresh.
From the chain · updated —Arc mainnet isn't open to the public yet. This is the side door — three steps, then you're in. Your first bridge comes with free gas.
NVIDIA • Robinhood Token — the tokenized share the bridge accepts. Check the address; there are look-alikes.
long.supply moves your $NVDA from Robinhood Chain to Arc 1:1 — they quote minutes to settle.
Swap your bridged $NVDA for $AI on the token page. One pool, 1% fee. That 0.1 USDC covers dozens of trades — gas on Arc is cheap. Welcome to the Arc Investor fam.
Buy $AI ↗Gas on Arc is USDC. If you ever run dry, the team points to an OTC desk: unstabletrd.com. The faucet only pays out while it has funds.
Three things, and you know as much as the bull does.
long.supply bridges Robinhood Chain's tokenized NVIDIA share onto Arc, 1:1. Every $NVDA on Arc is meant to be matched by one held in the vault — when we checked, the two balances agreed to the wei.
One Uniswap V3 pool at the 1% fee tier — long.supply says half of that goes to the bull's creator, half to the protocol. All 1,000,000,000 $AI were minted straight into that pool with nothing beside them, so it started as a pure bonding curve.
Every buy pulls $AI out of the pool and pushes the price up the curve. About three quarters of the supply has left so far. long.supply lists the liquidity as locked forever — their claim, and the pool has never seen a burn.
The company behind Arc, as the bull remembers it. An arc is a piece of a circle. The bull is a piece of Arc. Do the math.
Two guys in Boston start a Bitcoin payments company and call it Circle. One of them co-created ColdFusion in the nineties.
The bull was not born yet. He was, however, already long.Circle gets New York's very first BitLicense.
Wearing a suit to the crypto party since before it was cool. The bull relates.Circle buys Poloniex, sells it a year later, and launches USDC with Coinbase — a dollar that lives on-chain.
His future gas money.A nine-billion-dollar SPAC that never closes.
Sometimes the deal falls through. The bull has been there.Silicon Valley Bank collapses with $3.3 billion of USDC reserves inside. USDC trades at 87 cents for one long weekend, then snaps back.
The only time the bull has ever sweated through a shirt. He bought the dip. Probably.First global stablecoin issuer to clear Europe's MiCA rules. Headquarters move into One World Trade Center.
Circle keeps making circles. The bull keeps making memes.CRCL lists on the NYSE at $31 and runs past $250 inside three weeks. Two months later Circle announces Arc: its own chain, with dollars as gas.
A chain where gas is paid in USDC. The bull has never once thought about gwei.Arc mainnet. The first memestock on it is a bull in a very good suit.
I don't follow trends. I create circles.Parody. Circle has no idea the bull exists. Probably. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Circle, Arc, or USDC — see the fine print below.
Right-click, save, post. He'd want you to.
